Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Holy mother!”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.”

“Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?”

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?”

“This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”

“What’s this”