Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”

“When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”

“Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”