Humor Quote by Rachel Hawkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.”

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”

“...all that matters is the truth as you know it, and as the ones who love you know it.”

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really blows.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”