Humor Quote by Michelle Herman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.”

“All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.”

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”