Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You okay?”

“Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.”

“The thin how-to book belonging to Smittie had a dark and perplexing title—HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE EFFECTIVELY EVERY TIME.”

“Kalle Fucking Blomkvist”