Humor Quote by Jerry Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting at the edge of a high table, thier legs dangling over the side. "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed pultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you couls breed a race of cannibal ducks?”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”