Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace”

“All knowledge hurts.”

“You're an idiot.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?”

“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”

“I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.”

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –”