Humor Quote by Alexandra Adornetto — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Strano come certi ridicoli rituali appaiano perfettamente sensati quando si è innamorati.”

“Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?”

“Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes.”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”

“Otis," I said.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”