Humor Quote by Alexandra Adornetto — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Strano come certi ridicoli rituali appaiano perfettamente sensati quando si è innamorati.”

“If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.”

“Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning”

“What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”