Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”

“Then Thalia Grace became their leader and started recruiting even more young women to their cause, which grated on Nico – as if Bianca’s death could be forgotten. As if she could be replaced.”

“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?”

“But magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.”

“You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....”