Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“Otis," I said.”

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“Did someone just call me the”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!”

“Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”

“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is.”