Humor Quote by Stephanie Garber — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'll never understand humans." Poison sighed. "All of you seem to welcome our lies, but you never like it when we tell the truth.”

“The truth is never what you want it to be, Little Fox.”

“I can last two months on a good compliment.”

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“Sane is boring.”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”