Humor Quote by Neal Shusterman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How ironic, then, and how poetic, that humankind may have created the Creator out of want for one. Man creates God, who then creates man. Is that not the perfect circle of life? But then, if that turns out to be the case, who is created in whose image?”

“Death must exist for life to have meaning.”

“But remember that good intentions pave many roads. Not all of them lead to hell.”

“So the gods must mean something else,” said Jix.”

“Therin lies the paradox of the profession,' Faraday said. 'Those who wish to have the job should not have it...and those who would most refuse to kill are the only ones who should.”

“We are, however, creatures of containment. We want all things in life packed into boxes that we can label. But just because we have the ability to label it, doesn't mean we really know what's in the box.”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”