Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”