Humor Quote by Shelly Laurenston — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Heifer.”

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“Dear God in heaven.”

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

“Well? Is it true? Did she?”

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”

“Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.”