“I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I...” — Ryan Stiles Quote

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

My modeling career was really just a long accident - one that happened to coincide with my chocolate-cake phase.

I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident.

It's a film called 'Kursk', which is a true story about a submarine disaster. There was an accident on board a Russian submarine in the year 2000, and it stranded a large number of sailors. That's next.

Technically I have siblings, but they are quite a bit older than me - I was the accident - so I have the only-child syndrome going on. I'm a little more selfish, a little more independent, a little closed. I do wish I were softer. I wish I were able to form relationships better.