“I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.” — Ryan Stiles Quote

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

Never trust sheep.

The quality of health care in Canada is excellent.

A lot of the best technologists live and work in Canada, and every once in a while, they are aggregated by a Canadian company, and then suddenly, they're not anymore. But the people are still here - they're just working for American companies to the benefit of American bottom lines.

You have to put more of a well-rounded company together to make it in Canada, and I hope the Canadian market is going to be known for these well-performing, solid companies that people can rely on.

I'm a different person in French. I'm a different person in New York. I'm a different person in Canada.