“In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high ...” — Dave Barry Quote

“In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.”

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”

“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”

“If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.”

“I grew up in a bubble. I just watched TV. I thought that's what you were supposed to do in life: sing and dance and act.”

“When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a lack of balance. In order to act you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.”