“Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.” — H. L. Mencken Quote

“Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.”

“I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.”

“The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.”

“Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments.”

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“Alimony is the curse of the writing class.”