“My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.” — Phyllis Diller Quote

“My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.”

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”

“My father used to call me the laughing hyena.”

“When I bought Crystal Palace - the club I supported all my life and the one my father had played for - in 2000 it was on the brink of extinction having been in administration for 18 months. It was virtually a carcass of a club and I was hailed a hero.”

“I was obsessed with 'The Twilight Zone' as a kid, and one of those things I didn't realize until I was in college was that I had been listening to Bernard Herrmann all my life.”

“I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle.”