Romance Quote by Groucho Marx — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“Humor is reason gone mad.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“If they’d caused you pain, I’d never have been able to live with myself,” he said as he backed up a step.”

“Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.”

“Do you think we can be friends?” I asked.”

“You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex of your life. Punch a wall or something!”

“Rainbow-colored shimmer washes over me with power. Power that’s not magical but something ancient, before the time of magic.”

“So he caught her in his arms and kissed her, and they were very happy, and told each other what a beautiful world it was, and how wonderful it was that they should have found each other, seeing that the world is not only beautiful but rather large.”