Humor Quote by Groucho Marx — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“You forget, darling.”

“Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany.”

“Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”