“And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change ...” — Sarah Silverman Quote

“And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.”

“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”

“Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.”

“I was always into martial arts and boxing.”

“Programs that bring the arts to young kids are always the first to be cut. It's mind-boggling to me.”

“I went to a liberal arts college wherein grading was qualitative and we had to write our own evaluations.”