“I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.” — Sarah Silverman Quote

“I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.”

“When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.”

“I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.”

“My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.”

“Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.”

“My brothers and I grew up in a time where talking, storytelling, telling jokes was sometimes all you had. It wasn't like today, with so many options and portability.”