“Sean Spicer gives press briefings like someone is going through his br...” — Hasan Minhaj Quote

“Sean Spicer gives press briefings like someone is going through his browser history while he watches.”

“Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.”

“Bananas are my go-to breakfast.”

“The quicker we get rid of the lobby system the better for all of us. I don't think in this day and age it is tenable to have these nods and winks, and on-the-record and off-the-record briefings.”

“What I have made very clear to my ministers is that I expect them to provide briefings on legislation and any issues pertaining to their electorate. Now I understand some ministerial staffers and offices have gone beyond that and I'll be speaking to my ministers that that will stop.”