“If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.” — Ryan Stiles Quote

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

Since becoming a global star, if I may say so, I feel six feet tall.

I'm ready to stand tall for freedom and get Washington out of our lives.

I have been tall a long time and learned to deal with it at a young age.

I have good mid-range shot and I can shoot threes, but in Europe coaches didn't want me to shoot outside because I was tall and big.

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future.