“I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fa...” — Sarah Silverman Quote

“I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.”

“I had a lot of depression as a kid.”

“And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.”

“I won't say that writing is therapy, but for me, the act of writing is therapy. The ability to be productive is good for my mental health. It's always better for me to be writing than vegetating on some couch.”

“My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.”

“I don't really get to go out a lot because when I'm home from the road, I am home. I do not want to move from my couch.”