“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they p...” — George Burns Quote

“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”

“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”

“I love TV, and I love a good script.”

“I am open to any good script and the character I can do justice to.”

“Send me a good script and I'll be there.”