“Fancy expensive designer shops are out for me as I'm a size 18, someti...” — Sarah Millican Quote

“Fancy expensive designer shops are out for me as I'm a size 18, sometimes 20, and I therefore do not count as a woman to them.”

“For people who've never seen me before, some of my material is quite a surprise. I look like your sister or neighbour, and then I come out with something quite dark or shocking, and it's so unexpected.”

“As I ran out of grandparents at the age of 16, the only time I ever see old folk is when I'm over-taking them on a motorway, they're in my audience laughing at filth, or in any park.”

“In the developing world, people often use quite basic technology. Many of the most imaginative schemes are using what we'd count as old tech.”

“In feature films, unless there was a body count, they weren't hiring me to direct it.”

“If I'm going to be away from my family then I want to make the practice count more.”