“Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!” — Ron White Quote

“Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!”

“Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.”

“I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.”

“If you want a watch with diamonds on the bezel, you don't need me.”

“Some days are diamonds. Some days are stones. Sometimes you have a couple of stones in a row.”

“I have to report to those of you who think diamonds make a difference that I cannot tell what it is. Seriously, as you all know, they make no difference at all. They just make the flute look a little more special.”