“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his ...” — Paul Lynde Quote

“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”

“My following is straight. I'm so glad.”

“I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.”

“Playing Tottenham seems to rile up West Ham like nothing else - something that when I first went to Spurs I didn't really understand.”

“Hey, I'm not a politician. I'm a ham. I love to give speeches.”

“Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.”