“I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show event...” — Norm MacDonald Quote

“I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I'll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology.”

“I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.”

“Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.”

“Harness mules and oxen, but give a horse a chance to run.”

“I'm not proud that, in my time, I've tried to harness the power of prayer to fit into a pair of jeans.”

“In space, if you push, you are usually going somewhere, so staying on the treadmill was a challenge at first, even with the harness.”