“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me p...” — Joe E. Lewis Quote

“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”

“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”

“I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.”

“I've never followed a diet in my life, as denying your body of certain nutrients does more harm than good.”

“Compared to when I was 18, 19 or 20, I would say my diet is the big difference. It is much better.”

“The medical literature tells us that the most effective ways to reduce the risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, Alzheimer's, and many more problems are through healthy diet and exercise. Our bodies have evolved to move, yet we now use the energy in oil instead of muscles to do our work.”