“There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...” — Roseanne Barr Quote

“There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.”

“My real life is funnier than anything on TV.”

“I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.”

“Pride the first peer and president of hell.”

“I actually think that's true, that we kind of create our own hell.”

“I'm an older woman who's not going to have a shiny pop song ever again, so that gives me license to do whatever the hell I want.”