“The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the s...” — Greg Behrendt Quote

“The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.”

“..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.”

“I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, 'Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!'”

“I'm bad at hiding my emotions.”

“So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills.”

“I was never hiding from being gay; I just never talked about it.”