“Dexter-Land is a dark and scary place, and I couldn't live there perma...” — Jeff Lindsay Quote

“Dexter-Land is a dark and scary place, and I couldn't live there permanently. To be honest, I don't think I even want to visit.”

“Every writer must find a way of writing that tells the reader: This is me and no one else. The Voice can be idiosyncratic, but it cannot be obscure. It is a blend of style and content and intent and rhythm and pure personality.”

“I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.”

“And you cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.”

“It's time we permanently repeal the tax on possessions that people leave to their children.”

“I'm not going to change my whole life because I've got children - until, obviously, they have to go to school, and we've got to be permanently in one place.”