“If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.” — Logan Pearsall Smith Quote

“If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.”

“How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?”

“A best-seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent.”

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'”

“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”

“I like marriage. The idea.”