“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should h...” — Jane Wagner Quote

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.”

“A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?”

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”