“The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's do...” — Mick Ralphs Quote

“The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?”

“When I did it, I was a starving musician in London in a basement flat, but a simple tune with the right singer or the right situation can become very well liked and accepted. I'm only too pleased to say it happened with that one.”

“I didn't like Los Angeles very much but I like San Francisco.”

“One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why - I don't know myself, I've just always done it that way and I like it the way a good watch fits on my right wrist.”

“A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.”

“We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.”