“When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what ...” — Kurt Vonnegut Quote

“When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”

“The only difference between”

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

“All my children inherited perfect pitch.”

“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”