Life Quotes Quote by Groucho Marx — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“When the door starts to creak it may be time to take it off the hinges. If things get rusted, life has to be called into question and matters re-evaluated. ( “In the doorway” )”

“Art is the reason I get up in the morning, but the definition ends there. It doesn't seem fair that I'm living for something I can't even define.”

“Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.”

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

“Sometimes life happens.”

“There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.”