“I've been performing stand-up comedy for ten years, it's what I love a...” — Michael McIntyre Quote

“I've been performing stand-up comedy for ten years, it's what I love and will always do.”

“My life is spent in hotels, which tend to be quite disappointing if you're in them every night.”

“I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: 'Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?' I said: 'Are you ordering coffee or voting in the U.S. elections?'”

“You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.”

“I never shoot for a film telling myself that I have to make people laugh. I can't even do stand-up comedy.”

“Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.”