Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Then Thalia Grace became their leader and started recruiting even more young women to their cause, which grated on Nico – as if Bianca’s death could be forgotten. As if she could be replaced.”

“Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“Otis," I said.”

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”