Life Quotes Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“My story will be over soon. But it’s not something to be sad about. Remembering those who went ahead. Remembering those who will follow after. And someday, we will meet all those people again, out beyond the horizon”

“The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.”

“People are going to say what they want to say and think what they want to think, and I can't change their minds.”

“Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.”

“I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ”

“And meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like shit.”