Humor Quote by Morrissey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am human and I need to be loved,”

“To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.”

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.”

“Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.”

“The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”

“Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I am often heard saying that I love my mom and dad. I am also often heard saying that I love pizza.”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'”

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.”