Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But that's how memory works," Bitterblue said quietly. "Things disappear without your permission, then come back again without your permission." And sometimes they came back incomplete and warped.”

“Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?”

“If we knew a person was going to die, we'd hold harder to the memories.”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“In the end, Leck should have stuck to his lies. For it was the truth he almost told that killed him.”

“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?”

“I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”

“No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.”

“This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying.”

“Do you know how many grand romances would have avoided tragedy if the hero had thought, "You know, maybe I should ask her if she likes me first"?”

“I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But now that I’m middle-aged, I know better. Oh, Romeo certainly thinks he loves his Juliet. Driven by hormones, he unquestionably lusts for her. But if he loves her, it’s a shallow love. You want proof?” Cagney didn’t wait for Dr. Victor to say yay or nay.”