Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.”

“Yes, alive,” said Fudge. “That is — I don’t know — is a man alive if he can’t be killed? I don’t really understand it, and Dumbledore won’t explain properly — but anyway, he’s certainly got a body and is walking and talking and killing, so I suppose, for the purposes of our discussion, yes, he’s alive.”

“Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”

“They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.”

“I am human and I need to be loved,”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”