Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”

“You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?”

“How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”