Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.”

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,”

“Hostility," Cal said. "It's deja vu all over again. How's your head?" "The pain comes and goes," Min said. "And then there are the voices.”

“I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She wouldn’t do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end. Also people didn’t do things like that in Southern Ohio. A sawed-off shotgun, that was the ticket.”

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”

“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby.”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it.”

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”

“You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”