Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Harry lost any sense of where they were: Streetlights above him, yells around him, he was clinging to the sidecar for dear life. Hedwig’s cage, the Firebolt, and his rucksack slipped from beneath his knees —”

“You must accept the reality of other people. You think that reality is up for negotiation, that we think it's whatever you say it is. You must accept that we are as real as you are; you must accept that you are not God.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.”

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”

“I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?'”

“If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.”

“Congratulations!”

“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”